| HUMOROUS ADVERTISING BANNERS |
| I was browsing the web one day and started actually looking at the banner ads: VISA, Amazon.com, ect... So, I thought it would be cool if an ad was selling "How to Cook a Cat" or something along those lines. On 2 October 1998, I made my first entirely facetious banner ad. |
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| Tenafly Viper - created 7 October 2003 by Raymond Gibson |
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| Inspired by the extremely gooey comedy "Street Trash." Unfortunately, I cannot add this one to the banner rotation (the size is a little funky), but it is quite cool. |
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| Kaiju-Be-Gone - created 23 May 2003 by Andrew Elliott |
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| Keeping Tokyo safe for almost forty years (ever since the sprayers popped up in "Destroy All Monsters"). |
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| The Blob - created 7 April 2002 by Joe Talledo |
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| I think this is backwards, the Blob always has more room for you... |
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| Crystal Lake Camp - created 8 November 2001 by Alexander Gustafsson |
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| Everybody enjoys going to summer camps; except this one. |
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| Brundle's Telepods - created 26 January 2001 by Mighty Atomic Pikachu |
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| Most people would have lots of angst stepping into a transporter/gene splicer (more like masher), but Mighty Atomic Pikachu doesn't. |
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| Chopping Mall Security - created 30 December 2000 by Suspiria |
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| Suspiria created this one, it pays homage to the best killer mall robot movie of all time. The number of contestants was limited... |
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| StickFigurePorn.com - created 22 April 2000 |
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| I'm still trying to decide what Freud would say about this one. |
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| Crazy Clay's Flying Saucers - created 31 March 2000 by Darren Priddy |
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| Darren dropped this banner off in my mailbox, honestly I have modified it a little by changing the palette to 64 colors, but that cut the file size in half. |
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| The Stuff - revised 28 October 2002 by Emi Melissa Briet |
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| A cool updating to my old banner. The www.eatthestuff.com website is rumored to be in development as a tribute! |
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| The Stuff - created 27 January 1999 |
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| This was begging to be made. Any time a dessert eats people... |
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| Kuddly Klowns from Outer Space - created 22 January 1999 by Jen Deacon |
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| A great banner (I love Klowns - which is okay if they're over 18) submitted by Jen Deacon, the lady is obviously better at graphics than myself. |
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| Father McGruder's Kung Fu Class - created 13 January 1999 by David Emery |
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| Inspired by the AWESOME bad movie "Dead Alive" and a hearty thanks to David for this excellent banner! |
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| Cat Farmers of America - created 3 October 1998 |
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| There's a vet near my house called "The Cat Clinic" and it's right next door to an Asian fast food place. I think McDonald's would have disturbed me more though... ...try a new "McKitty Burger!" |
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| WILO Eyewitness News - created 3 October 1998 |
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| This ad was inspired by a skit in "The Kentucky Fried Movie." |
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| WILO Eyewitness News 2 - created 7 October 1998 |
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| Yet another ad inspired by a skit in "The Kentucky Fried Movie." |
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| WILO Eyewitness News 3 - created 7 October 1998 |
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| I'm on a roll! Gotta love the "Kentucky Fried Movie!" |
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| Master Sardu's White Slavery Ring - created 7 October 1998 |
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| "Bloodsucking Freaks!" Troma Team made a movie with massive nudity and a blowgun-using midget! |
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